Cowboys & Aliens Review

In a summer that is packed to the rafters with blockbusting wizards, robots and tiny blue pain in the arses, where does a film with a title as unambiguous as 'Cowboys & Aliens' fit in to this? Well for my second movie review in a row, said movie just doesn't quite get there.

Daniel Craig (Layer Cake, Munich and some franchise where he plays a spy, I think) plays Jake Lonergan, a man who wakes up in the middle of the desert with no recollection of who or where the hell he is. Jake's in a bit of a pickle, as he gets set upon by some bandits, and he's not wearing much and has got some odd looking jewellrey attatched to his wrist. To say that this is not Jake's day is somewhat of an understatement. Anyways after some quick fisticuffs he hotfoots into the nearest town where he discovers he's actually a bit of a bastard that robbed and shot people. Lots.

Well he is a cowboy...

Anyway, nightfall arrives and he's about to be taken away for some hang time when low and behold, aliens attack! Hell breaks loose as the aliens in their spaceships begin abducting the townsfolk by lassoing them to their ships. The irony-spewing bastards. Amid the chaos, Jake notices his funky new bracelet starts lighting up and is not a bracelet afterall, but is actually an alien weapon (obviously) and promptly shoots down one of the ships. The townsfolk realise they need Jake afterall and set about getting the abducted townsfolk back.

The problem with Cowboys and Aliens is that it can't seem to decide what film it wants to be. For the first 30 minutes or so, it's an out and out western, and is damn near flawless. But when the aliens arrive it turns into sci-fi action fare for the rest of the film. Considering that this is a near-two hour film, the sci-fi outweighs the western element a lot. Being two genres is fine by all means, but when your film is called COWBOYS & Aliens, you have to blend the two genres together, and this just doesn't quite pull it off.

However it's not all bad. Daniel Craig is on superb form as badass cowboy Lonergan, brooding and shooting and being heroic in an anti-hero sort of way. Harrison Ford does perma-pissed off to perfection as a pissed off father who's son has been nicked by the aliens. Olivia Wilde does well too as a tough-edged cowgirl. Oh and Sam Rockwell is in it. 'Nough said (the man's class). Final mention too to Walton Goggins, purely because he needs more recognition than he gets (but that's another article).

To surmise Cowboys & Aliens is an okay film, just don't expect the earth. Hell, it's better than Green Lantern.

6/10

Captain America: The First Avenger Review

Another week, another comic book film. Why should you bother to part with your hard-earned cash for yet another superhero film? And a superhero that was basically a propaganda tool for patriotic Americans?

Well to be honest, I'm not totally sure you should. But it's got nothing to do with the whole America thing. Promise.

Lets start with the plot. Chris Evans plays all-American piss-weed Steve Rogers, who despite wanting to ever-so-desperately fight the good fight for his country in WWII, can't get past the initial recruitment stage. After attending a World's Fair, he is encouraged to sign up to a secret government program by not-at-all evil German scientist, Dr. Abraham Erskine (played very well by Stanley Tucci). After being injected with a 'super-soldier serum', in a flash, Rogers is turned from a scrawny wet-lettuce to ripped adonis. Captain America is born!

So he's a high-jumping, marathon-running all American hero. But needs someone to fight. And boy does he have an opponent. Step up really-super-evil German Johann Schmidt a.k.a The Red Skull (played by Hugo Weaving). A man so evil even Hitler doesn't want him in the Third Reich. So yes, Evil.

Anyway, he has found an ancient energy cube that allows to him to build kick-ass weapons and generally be a bastard to all. Cap's gotta stop him. Can he save the day?

Well I'm not going to ruin the film for you, but you're not idiots. C'mon, it's called Captain America afterall. So you know the yanks are going to prevail. It's WWII, that's fine, I don't mind that. It's the fact that the way he does save the world is so...frickin'...mediocre.

Don't get me wrong, there are many a 'splosion in this film,  and damn fine 'splosions they are. But the films just missing that...warmth. That sense of awe. That edge that makes comic book films so brilliant. This film just doesn't have that. It takes itself so very seriously, and it fails for it. Which is a shame, as there is plenty of campness which could have been mined perfectly, but instead is completely glossed over. Furthermore you just do not care for the characters. Honestly, throughout my viewing of this film I just didn't give a damn if Captain America prevailed. He's just so very boring.

However it's not all bad. Hugo Weaving looks like he's having an absolute blast as the Red Skull. He camps it up with a faux-German accent to a tee. And Hayley Atwell, who plays Agent Peggy Carter as Captain's Love interest, has a wonderful tenacity to her. But it's not enough.

If it's any consolation, it's a million miles better than the god-awful Green Lantern. But it hasn't got a patch on the amazing Thor, or the best superhero film of the year, X-Men: First Class. Oh and it has a teaser for the dribble-inducing Avengers movie after the end credits.

So I guess its unlucky Cap. Better luck next year with Avengers.

6/10